Song Title Wednesday

Song titles:

How was She?
I Don’t Find You Particularly Sympathetic
I Can Never Never Transform You. No One Can.
I’d Write Better Song Titles If I Weren’t So Meta
Don’t Go Hanging A Name On It
Where’s My Thing?

Album titles:

Haunted Robot Seeks Exorcist
If God Can’t Hide His Shame What Chance Do I Have?

Bonus band name:

The Sopping Brows

Song Title Wednesday

This Wednesday, in honor of a thrilling first month of Song Title Wednesday, I’m offering both song and album titles. God bless.

Song Titles

I think you’ll find lying to yourself refreshing if you’re honest about it.

Boy Cries Wolf Hears

That dude’s runnin’ his own little game

White People Eyes

Drink Beer and Disappear

Dry Dock Me

Good to go but in slo mo

Falling In Love With Jasmine Cummings

Hey ugly, tell me I’m pretty

It rewards repeat viewings

Rap Album Titles

The Grapes of Rap

Saucy Word Play

Song: Living Abroad

Hunts Whales – Living Abroad

Song Title Wednesday

Song titles:

The Pregame Show For The Afterglow

Carousel Retaliation

The Primrose Path To The Aftermath

Perky Nips Sink Ships

Let Someone Stab You

Simon Phoenix

The Magna Discarder

The Good Earth 2

The Problem Stops When The Plunger Drops

Band Names:

The First Name Basies

Nimrod and the Numb Nuts

Song Title Wednesday

Last week’s Song Title Wednesday was a rousing success, so I’m bringing it back.  You’re welcome.

Song titles:

(The Opposite Of Innuendo Is) Not-In-Anything-o

Tinfoil Jones And The Pyrex Bones

Pretty Girls Make Gravy, But It Has Lumps In It

Boy Meets Hearse

Diddleiterate

Unsheath The Wand Of Discord

Johnny Tremain Meets Johnny Trepan

Knife Wielding Maniacs And Nice Feeling Maniacs

Say Yes To Novocaine

Band names:

The Panopticon of Professor Noseeum

The Ice-nine Three

Song: I Willed It To Be Over

Hunts Whales – I Willed It To Be Over

Despite the fact that no actual reward is delivered

“Researchers from the University of Cambridge, U.K., used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to scan the brains of 20 gamblers with varying degrees of gambling intensities while they played a computerized slot machine. The brain reward centers were active in problem gamblers even when the slot machine icons almost lined up but didn’t. So the near miss delivered the dopamine, if not the dollars.”

Song Title Wednesday

Welcome to song title Wednesday, where I help you by offering song titles and other things that I’ve come up with for Hunts Whales that I doubt I’ll ever get around to using. Do what you will with them, I merely cast them to the four winds in the hope that they’ll find fertile ground in which to take root.

Song titles:

The Lion’s Share Of The Dog’s Breakfast
Cheesecake And Dreamscapes
Tossed, Turned, Tainted And Burned
Japs In Ludgement
Jiminy Glick Really Happened
Spasms In Chasms
On And On Til I Get What I Want
My Blood Runs Cold But At Least My Blood Runs On Time
Live, Loved, Get Shoved
I’ve Seen Tokugawa Era Erotica That Would Curl Your Toes

Band names:

Rascal Scampps
The Twinkletown Starlings

Associating and spending time with the beast

Uncle Socrates says:

It is just like the case of a man who learns by heart the angers and desires of a great, strong beast he is rearing, how it should be approached and how taken hold of, when−and as a result of what−it becomes most difficult or most gentle, and, particularly, under what conditions it is accustomed to utter its several sounds, and, in turn, what sort of sounds uttered by another make it tame and angry.  When he has learned all this from associating and spending time with the beast, he calls it wisdom and, organizing it as an art, turns to teaching.  Knowing nothing in truth about which of these convictions and desires is noble, or base, or good, or evil, or just, or unjust, he applies all these names following the great animal’s opinions−calling what delights it good and what vexes it bad.  He has no other argument about them but calls the necessary just and noble, neither having seen nor being able to show someone else how much the nature of the necessary and the good really differ.  Now, in your opinion, wouldn’t such a man, in the name of Zeus, be out of place as an educator?

A Defensive Process in which Anxiety-producing or Unacceptable Emotions and Impulses are Mastered by Exaggeration of the Directly Opposing Tendency

“Where reaction-formation takes place, it is usually assumed that the original, rejected impulse does not vanish, but persists, unconscious, in its original infantile form. Thus, where love is experienced as a reaction formation against hate, we cannot say that love is substituted for hate, because the original aggressive feelings still exist underneath the affectionate exterior that merely masks the hate to hide it from awareness.

High ideals of virtue and goodness may be reaction formations against primitive object cathexes rather than realistic values that are capable of being lived up to. Romantic notions of chastity and purity may mask crude sexual desires, altruism may hide selfishness, and piety may conceal sinfulness.”